adownupadownup:

waker-of-the-winds:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

Super Smash Bros. Melee 

The turtle riding the dinosaur did it for me.

(via kukiel)

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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(via iluziall)

(Source: femburton, via starllex)

graystripe:

do you ever get like this random pain in your boob and it feels like heart attack or something

(via woeismari)

(Source: iraffiruse, via wizardswearss)

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR?  QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

(via wizardswearss)

the best of banned words on neopets.com

avians:

in case you were wondering

  • itching
  • lesbian / lezzie
  • hooters (hooter is ok)
  • lmfao (lmao is ok)
  • myspace
  • naked
  • piss (pissed is ok, urine is ok)
  • mate (gets changed to fish)
  • queer
  • shlong
  • suck
  • tampon
  • testicle
  • tit/tits (titties is ok)
  • vagina

extra: these words are allowed

  • anal
  • beastiality
  • cock
  • crystal meth
  • LSD
  • narcotics
  • opium

drugs are OK, dont be a lesbian

(via shadowlink-)

hallloween:

professorjajl:

hallloween:

I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:

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and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:

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I literally said, “Oh, God!” when I saw this!

me too.

(via starllex)